Its a nice street. Government
housing on one side, Abortion clinics on the other. The speed limit is
200kph as to prevent drive-by shootings. All the phones on the block
are just wired into the president's office black-box. That eliminates
the need for agency monitoring. Wifi in the area is provided by the
four Starbucks, Churches Chicken, KFC, and McDonalds on the street.
Every house on the street has a sign that reads, "Slow Children Playing
ahead."
At the end of his visit, he insisted on seeing Uncle Owen and
Aunt Beru's home out in the evaporator district. The secret service
said, "Sorry sir, we haven't been able to vet out the local Tusken
raiders yet, we need to avoid that part of the planet."
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